Twas the Night Before Christmas 2007 Cell Phone Review

Twas the night before Christmas when all through the realm

Not a Samsung was stirring not even a twelve-nine.

The iPhones were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Steven soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug with their phones,

While visions of Motos danced in their tones.

And mamma with her widget and I with my jack,

Had just settled down to play with our crack.

When out on the lawn there arose such a chatter,

I threw down my smartphone and sought out my fatter.

Away to the window I brought out my flash.

Tore open the shutters and threw out the Dash.

The tune in my breast as the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects that GO.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a moguled Android and eight tiny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so googled and knoogled

I knew in a moment he must have been snoogled.

More rapid than nanos his courses they zuned

And he whistled and shouted, and called them ituned!

Now Dasher! now Dancer!, now Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet!, On Cupid!, on Donner and Blitzen!

To the top of Redmond! to the top of Mountain View!

Now crash away! crash away! crash away all!

As dry leaves that before the wild tornado fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew

With a sleigh full of Toys, and St. Steven too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The ringtones and vibrations of each little hoof

As I drew in my head, and was churning around, 

Down the chimney St. Steven came with an iphone.

He was dressed all in denim, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all covered with logos and loot.

A bundle of Ipods he had flung on his back

And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, he nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.

He had a broad face and a little round belly.

That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,

"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Googling and Knolling on Your Mobile Device

Current blog and media reactions to Google's announced Wikipedia-like encyclopedia (Knols) is causing great concern about Google's motives. In an age of global information, commercial enterprises that control access to human knowledge can dominate the Web and other communication channels.


Mobile telephony is one of Google's main targets as mobile users become more reliant on information content--text, audio, video or multi-media. Using the web on your mobile device will increase as global carriers deploy 3G and 4G mobile broadband services and devices, based on Open Handset Alliance standards.



Take a peak at my vision of Google Enterprises in 2012 and the ideal Android-enabled mobile device.

Talk to Your Telephone: Sprint's Touch Superphone

The Sprint HTC Touch is the best voice-controlled smartphone I've tested to date. While other mobile devices limit you to "dial Ernestine at home," the Touch has ample memory and excellent speaker-dependent voice recognition to launch applications and call anyone via voice. Chosen as the model for my ideal Android phone, the Touch responds quickly to any voice command. Check out other cellular info on my mobile marketing site.

Ideal Android Mobispheric Device: The Bridge Connecting the World

And It Begins...The ideal android Mobispheric Device. Click here.

Mobile Phone Form Factors in an Android Age

As we continue adding features to our new Android-enhanced Mobispheric phone, I want you, for the moment, to think about the mobile device's form factor (shape) without any regard to features. Probably a lot of you are using standard flip phones or candy bar designs. But the cellular phone manufacturers will undoubtedly roll out new, innovative designs as application programmers release their applications. Check it out here.

Mobile Phone Braille Touch Screens for the Visually Impaired, Deaf and Mute: The Mobisphere Expands

Many of us who use mobile technology forget the millions of blind, visually impaired or deaf persons in the Mobisphere. Samsung has already delivered a braille phone to the market and a speech device that integrates with a mobile phone's GPS system is also available.

These and other devices, equipped with text-to-speech and speech-to-text, are essential components of our ideal mobile device.

The needs of ALL humans on Earth--not just those who are fortunate to have unimpaired senses must be met in the Mobisphere...The search for the ideal mobile device continues here and on MarketingBeyond.

The Future of Cell Phones in the Mobisphere

Ready for the Mobisphere? The countdown is on as we create the ultimate mobile device on Earth. Check out MarketingBeyond, add the mobile features you want and get ready for the future.